"And a Dyson vacuum in a pear tree..." Because everyone knows keeping the rugs clean in your classroom is absolutely paramount! Seriously, people need to realize that cleanliness and the physical appearance of your classroom are definitely above student participation, understanding of the curriculum, test scores, and the like. (Or somehow, directly connected. Whichever.) I know I definitely will never pass a class if that rug isn't spotless! It will distract me to the point that I never hear anything the teacher says! So...basically someone needs to get all the faculty at South a Dyson vacuum cleaner or I will never graduate!! *Hence, the mocking sarcasm in my words! haha This was great, Isaac! Well done!
"And a Dyson vacuum in a pear tree..."
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone knows keeping the rugs clean in your classroom is absolutely paramount! Seriously, people need to realize that cleanliness and the physical appearance of your classroom are definitely above student participation, understanding of the curriculum, test scores, and the like. (Or somehow, directly connected. Whichever.)
I know I definitely will never pass a class if that rug isn't spotless! It will distract me to the point that I never hear anything the teacher says! So...basically someone needs to get all the faculty at South a Dyson vacuum cleaner or I will never graduate!!
*Hence, the mocking sarcasm in my words! haha
This was great, Isaac! Well done!